i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
