He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
