guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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