her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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