My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The ass gains better be worth it
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