Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
