what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
