did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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