Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
All the doctor said was why
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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