Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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