Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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