omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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