doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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