Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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