dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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