CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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