just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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