He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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