Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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