I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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