Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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