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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(845): View more from New York

I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.

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(706): View more from Georgia

What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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(631): View more from New York

It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.

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(209): View more from California

Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void

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(727): View more from Florida

Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.

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