I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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