cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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