dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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