now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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