Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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