curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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