Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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