also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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