That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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