I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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