Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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