He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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