I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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