I never want to see another naked old woman again.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
