I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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