guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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