its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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