420 ftw
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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