I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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