so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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