Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My life is pants optional.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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