The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
