A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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