i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
a search helicopter?!
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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