all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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