youre lurking in front of me
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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