We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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