I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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