I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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