I must be too annoying 4 u.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
