one two three fourrrrnication!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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