on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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