): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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